Jane won her first trophy. For sportsmanship! Because as you are probably aware she never gives up, and she's generally OK with losing.
Zoinks. Either the trophy or her "medal of participation" sliced her lip open after a vigorous game of chase. We waited forever at urgent care for a doctor to squirt her with some glue. A physician's assistant, nurse or medical assistant could easily have taken care of this. Who shall we blame? Eh, let's just spread it around: insurance executives, plaintiff's attorneys, doctors, legislators, kids who run around with sharp objects, parents who let their kids run around with sharp objects, Trump, Obama, etc. etc.
A trip to the sushi-conveyor belt after Beauty and the Beast should help.


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